tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88825659560116686222012-02-16T03:10:25.311-05:00Rainbows and Lilies.UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.comBlogger1031100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-81749399576344805462011-12-20T19:03:00.000-05:002011-12-20T19:41:48.319-05:00

As you know, I specialize in nonsense here. This is no different, but I really do wish I could record life and play it back when convenient. After years of being imprisoned by the authoritarian regime known as Comcast, we were finally liberated into the extortionist arms of Directv. Seriously, leaving Comcast for Directv was like leaving East Berlin for  the USSR. You are screwed from the

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Over the years it has been clear to me that I struggle to be around masculine energy and intensely feminine energy. I feel like i prefer to be around a happy balance of the two, namely people just like me. I really hate masculine energy because it has this assertiveness that manifests itself into overbearing, entitled personalities. Now, this sounds kinda bad and I am sure there are tons of

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we will be an unbeatable team because we share the same thoughts.

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Ask and you shall receive. So, aside from celebrating New York's legalization of same sex marriage, I have been complaining a decent amount about the lack of tolerance and education in the black community regarding homosexuality and queer identity. That betching has basically come from the fact that Tracey Morgan and Chris Brown are dumb asses that show a rampant intolerance of homosexuality (

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And now it is the 6th state to legalize same sex marriage!! Not only that, it is the largest state to legalize same sex marriage in the USA!!! I got a text message last night that simply said "Happy Gay Marriage New York" and this morning the first facebook post I came across read "I was on my way to campus, bummed I have class all day, when I saw the front page of today's NYT & it brought

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Tracy Morgan: I'll Kill My Son If He Acts Gay  by TMZ Staff "30 Rock" star Tracy Morgan is under some very serious fire -- after spewing some disgusting homophobic "jokes" during a performance in Nashville earlier this month. According to reports, Morgan took the stage at the Ryman Auditorium (pictured above) and went off about gays -- saying, "Gays need to quit being p**sies and not be

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Gotta LOVE TMZ for this piece of brilliant writing: "Chris Brown Dodges Parking Ticket -- Drops Gay Slur 6/22/2011 11:10 AM PDT by TMZ Staff Chris Brown put the charms on a parking officer yesterday in L.A. -- successfully dodging an expensive ticket -- but in the process ... he hurled another NASTY homophobic slur. Before sweet-talking the cop, Brown accused several cameramen of alerting

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A few years ago, the title of this blog would be cause for celebration. As a teacher, the summer meant way more to me than it did to the students. It meant that I finally had some time to myself. No more of the lesson plans, of teaching on my feet all day and THEN coming home to grade umpteen papers, of entering the grades, of lesson planning some more, of eating-sleeping-repeating. Instead,

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Alright, so first and last time I use a Russell Brand reference in my life. Promise. In fact, this post has absolutely nothing to do with Russell Brand at all. This is because I find him repugnant (thanks for the word, Bette Porter!) Anyway, this post is more about Callie Torres, Grey's Anatomy and why i think her family is more Greek Orthodox and less Catholic and Latino. I am a pretty avid

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OK, seriously! I have no idea what is wrong with you plebeian simpletons. The royal wedding is a big (eff-bombing) deal, do you hear me? No joke, I don’t care how much it costs or how many British people get laid off in order to finance this extravaganza. It is defs something I will be watching at 4am. And for the record, don’t bitch at the British royals about dropping a milli a milli a milli

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Ok, so as many of you know, I want to have Nicole Pacent’s babies. The wife and I already talked about it and everyone is onboard. Ok, so the wife isn't really on board and Nicole and I have never met, but once we all sit down and talk about this, everyone will totally be on board. The reason I bring up being a baby factory for my baby mama is because her webseries just premiered its 3rd season.

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The bird chirping, flowers blooming, children playing in the stree, trees and plants expelling a fine to coarse powder containing the microgametophytes of seed plants, which produce sperm cells that find their way into my nasal passage…must be spring time. Yes, the glorious season of rebirth and life and zyrtec. It would make my heart sing if I didn’t have bronchitis stemming from a sinus

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I have recently discovered that I don’t do winter well. This is a definitely a recent discover because my initial reason for moving to Thrilladelphia was my childhood appreciation for four seasons, including winter. Kickin’ it in Cali was pretty awesome and I loved the spring and autumn style temperatures school year round, but I really missed the cold and snow of winter in the Midwest. Clearly I

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Holy Xena, did that really happen!?! I decided that the winter continuation of PLLs wasn’t going to swallow all of my time and energy like it did over the summer. While I love the series, I wasn’t really in the mood to recap it. I wanted to tackle something else and just add some spice to my blog, but after the first episode of PLLs I have no choice but to recap the hi-jinxs and shenanigans that

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It finally happened. After a year of planning, calling, scheduling, paying, creating, paying, mailing, managing, micro managing, schmoozing, boozing, crying, fighting, paying some more and committing, the other half is now THE WIFE. It is pretty gnarly and still a little surreal to think about, but the lady and I planned and executed a pretty wicked wedding last month. The months leading up to it

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Beautiful dresses, unlimited guest lists, enormous mouth-watery feasts, cakes, music and dancing. Ariel had it. Belle had it. Aurora had it. Jasmine had it. Let's not forget the incomparable Cinderella, too. All these wonderful womyn who informed my childhood views of love and romance had these fantastic weddings. Sure, their lives may have been a little challenging, but once their Prince

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So, the series is on a mid season break and will return in January. I really don't feel like a whole recap in necessary because there are only three things you need to take away from this episode. 1. Emily is with Maya...and A sent Em's mom pictures of them kissing. Why you need to know this: This is gonna cause drama and a potentially half naked girl being dragged out of Emily's room by Em's

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The most recent episode of PLLs was definitely one of the deeper, darker episodes this season. It was filled with mystery, intrigue, half open closet doors and violent threats on the life of a certain Detective in Rosewood, PA. In short, this episode was totally awesome!!! Usually I follow the story sequence to a T and copy the dialogue and character names verbatim. Seldom, if ever, do I add my

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Ding dong the betch is dead. Which old betch? The bigoted betch. Ding dong the bigoted betch is dead!!! This week marks a fantastic day for the gays. This week is like every pride event, in every city rolled up into one simple statement. The California Proposition 8 that sought to ban same sex marriages was deemed unconstitutional by the California Supreme Court!!!!! Yeah, California has

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....hide and indulge in their escapist inclinations for approximately 5 mins...give or take. Now, let's be real with each other...I am not a music buff. At all. My jimmy jams usually consist of listening to Missy Higgins and various songs from Broadway musicals. And of course, I can get down with Miley and Britney when the occasion arises...along with my BAC? I am pretty standard and painfully

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Hey homies and homos!!! This recap of PLLs is going to awesome and spectacular because there is really only one thing worth recapping. Despite their little falling out, Maily is back in business...and that is business is the business of lovin' Spencer is told that she is scary and intense. She is shocked by this news. No one else is. She is scary and intense is the most beautiful way possible.

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So, a legit amount of shenanigans went on last episode. Remember: dating serfs, dating sociopaths, breaking and entering, incest and the like. Good times at Rosewood High. Now for the aftermath of it all: After Emily falls down the rabbit hole, she falls into an alternate universe where sociopaths have consciences and almost do the right thing. Yeah, SocioIncestStunter places Emily’s unconscious

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Sometimes I feel like my generation was the last great generation in American society. My reasoning behind this is because we were the last great generation to be cursed with such cultural tragedies as Saved By the Bell, Reality Television, Boy Bands and Britney Spears (Britney for short). Yes, our generation has had crimes against human sensibility far beyond that of mere mortals. And as I

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Can I just make a point!?! This TV shows gets better and better with every episode. It ALMOST makes me miss being a teenager, but then I remember that I was an actual awkward teen and not a 20something actress faking teenage angst. Let’s begin…. Emily and Spencer and Hanna go over the NSoE character’s house to cheer her up because her parents are fighting after her father’s infidelity and her

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So this recap is long overdue. Forgiveness is required to move on at this point. Let’s begin at the beginning of the episode. This is arguably the best beginning of any teen angsty TV show ever. Why? It is so awesome because the only two characters of importance are in their trendy, sporty pajamas drinking coffee and stuffing their faces with carbs. After a rocky night, Emily (and the others)

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Today is my sister's birthday. She is pretty cool. She doesn't put all her business on facebook. This is what she looks like Mr. Pickles says, "Happy Birthday to my favorite Auntie on that side of my family! I found this awesome ball for your birthday. Maybe we can play with it when you come visit?"  This is where she went to school. In case you were wondering....I really

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As Philadelphia turns into Dante's Inferno where instead of 9 levels of sin, we have 9 levels of sewage in the city of Brotherly Urine, I figured I would offer up some fun, exciting ways to keep cool. Now, don't be mistaken, I don't leave my house when the temperature gets past the year (in 1900) that I was born, so this 100 degree weather foolishness will remain foreign to me. So when I say cool

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Hey you, gheys! I hope life is flamingly fabulous. I know this summer has been an amazing one for me already, and it only started 8 days ago. It is something about waking up at 11am, meeting friends for coffee and then coming home to do whatever it is I feel like doing. Oh, the life. It is a great and glorious one. It is just uneventful enough to leave room for me to find a new obsession to gush

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OMGOMGOMGOMG!!! So everything is on hold from now until November 19th. Ok, the only thing not on hold is my wedding, which happens two weeks before the worldwide premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1. OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!! It is finally here after years and years of waiting for the most epic book to be turned into a movie spectacle that will define this generation. I totally

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After a hellishly miserable year at a school that was the worst fit for me in every sense of the phrase, summer break has happened upon me to save me. And this summer break is not like most summer breaks, rather this marks a summer in transition rather than a summer break between teaching sessions. Yes, I am no longer an educator in the Philadelphia school system. After three years of running on

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Hey KIDS-- I wanted to make sure I had a special post for a very special day! Today is Mother's Day!!! YAY!! Of all the holidays that I take for granted, this is probably second only to father's day...because that is in June when I am relishing the summer sun. Seeing as how I currently have a job that takes me for granted in the worst way (yeah, last week was Teacher Appreciation week..didn't

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I have always been “one of those kids.” I was the nerdling in the class who tried to balance intelligence with popularity. I tried to be both smart and social. I would balance my father’s Newsweek with my sister’s Cosmo. I would chuckle about Conventional Wisdom and ogle at Guy with No Shirt segments (well, one interest was sincere the other was for show). As it turned out, my adolescence was

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YO!!!! What is wrong with me!?!?! I have been so MIA, I can barely stand the sight of myself in the computer screen reflection. I have got to get it together, especially because there is so much to blog about...seriously.I could start with my usual ABM obsession...including Nicole Pacent's ladyfriend at the premiere....please be a lady friend!!! (can i shout you out, anonymous....)orI could

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So the new season premiered of Anyone But Me and I must say...meh. Why is it that all season 2s just suck!?! Think about it...Dawson's Creek season 2 was dumb as Jen spiraled out of control and Abby was a heinous betch, and let's not forget L Word Season 2 with the devil lady Helena and Bette and Tina being apart as Tina tried to hide her pregnancy. Yeah, it is safe to say that second seasons

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Ok, so as I was finishing up the post about loving the holidays, i had a mild panic attack because I just realized that I still have a shiz load of gifts to buy in the next 10 days. Worse than that, the future wife and I have to figure out this whole "joint gift giving" business now that we are engaged. And let me tell you, it is wicked complicated. We have family members and close friends to

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It is December and I have already broken my promise to blog a lot. Well, actually, i haven't broken it because I have managed a post every few weeks, whereas in the fall I was rockin' one like every solar eclipse. Still, I have been trying to make more time to blog, but during this time of year, it is hard to do anything consistently. There are a thousand different commitments and obligations

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Coming Out part I: Thanksgiving two years agoUN: So, I want you guys to remember that I just had surgery to remove my appendix. It was crazy how I collapsed while I was teaching my class and had to be rushed to the hospital. IT was crazy how my appendix almost ruptured in my stomach. I am still on tons of pain killers and my sutures are still bleeding. Wasn't it so sad and painful for all of us?

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So, in case you live under a rock and have no idea who the new 'it' couple is in the lesbian world...here they are.Also, shame on you for not knowing the newest lesbian royalty. Lacey Stone and Jessica Clark are kind of like the Obamas of the lesbian world.They are new, young, hip and totally breaking racial boundaries left and right. Before I incur the wrath of millions of lesbians worldwide..or

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Love comes and goes. It is a reality that many a lez deals with in life. And now for the most recent installment of My Little Lesbian Life.Episode: That's the way love goes..UN: My job is shiz. I have to get observed and this teacher, who i think is super boss and kinda Jessica Clark in appearance, but sadly not in orientation is teaching my class. Funny story, the teacher's last name is Clark.

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Cobra Starship recently debuted their newest song. It is called "Hot Mess" and is basically my newest theme song. Yes, I have been a hot, absent mess these past few months. Sorry a thousand times over. Needless to say, lots of change and not as many hours in the day as there should be.But have no fear, I am back...like the BSB. Fewer scandals, but just as much pop culture cheesiness as ever

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One of my friends sent me this amazing link about hair in the black community. Hair is a huge deal in the black community....to say the very least. Every little girl remembers her first relaxer and then the trips to get her hair relaxed again every 6-8 weeks. And some will remember the day that they decided to go natural. I fondly remember both. These womyn are pretty amazing, so I totally

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Episode II: The Lezzies Have A Child. A few years back, my GF sent me this wonderful card for my birthday.And on the inside, the fourth was Cohabitation.I laughed a hearty laugh to keep from crying because it was the story of our lives. Seriously, me and the GF are textbook lesbians...but of the modern day variety.We have been together for just over two years and we have managed to be textbook

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CNN is the truth. That has been my firm stance on anything news related in the past several years. I refuse to believe anything until Wolf, Anderson, Soledad, Kieran, John, Don, or Christiane tell me it is so. Once they have given me the go ahead, then it becomes fact. In fact, it surpasses fact to become divine law. And it must be noted that CNN has produced some insanely good tv shows. Black In

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-40902953036357960142009-08-13T12:04:00.008-04:002009-08-13T12:33:46.765-04:00

My college experience was far from awful. In fact, it was stellar. I moved thousands of miles away from home, I met some of the most amazing people and I (up for debate) became an intelligent, responsible adult. I also met my GF there. I can't complain, but at the same time, I will always have this little place in my heart for (and maybe a tinge of regret for not attending) All Womyn's Colleges.

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-1035016582942657712009-08-07T17:11:00.004-04:002009-08-07T17:29:04.381-04:00

I decided to cut my hair. And I did it all by myself:) After much obsessing with faux-everything (read: paradiso girls, and Nicole Pacent) I opted for the faux-hawk. Well, actually I think I have a legit mohawk because I cut my hair in that style. However, I didn't shave the sides which means that I have somewhere between a faux-mo hawk. The details are really too complex and my attention span

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-55379932747998025292009-08-06T13:27:00.011-04:002009-08-08T13:51:27.960-04:00

Often times I look in the mirror in the morning and have two immediate reactions. Reaction #1: Dammit, I am awake which means Dawson's Creek isn't coming back and Aster and I aren't watching it together. Shiz, what is the point of my day.andReaction #2: I am such a walking cliche. Too bad I'm a heterosexual, teenage girl cliche.This second reaction and daily revelation is something that I have

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-78800699947956613942009-08-05T14:56:00.003-04:002009-08-05T15:43:16.712-04:00

... and I cried a little, then died a little inside. But first... I was scanning the internet for any news on ABM and checking for any hott pictures of Nicole Pacent, I stumbled across this (adjective) article by Autostraddle in which the stars of ABM share. Two highlights of the article consist of Rachel (Viv) admitting that "Every time I say Hi to you [Nicole], in a context outside of the show,

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-33573421880743253812009-08-01T17:45:00.004-04:002009-08-01T19:38:22.852-04:00

Ok, so not romancing anyone but my girl. In fact I have been around the US between my two homes. I wish it was a summer home/ regular home kinda situation, but sadly it is a childhood home/ grown up home situation. The first home was the one I grew up in. I was there with the family celebrating the nuptials of my older sister. That was an adventure. My family is your standard, run-of-the-mill

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-49026549858919027122009-07-20T17:13:00.004-04:002009-07-20T17:34:01.493-04:00

 if you are anyone but me. (good ref to the show. woot). So summer is supposed to be chill. I am supposed to be getting drunk off patron tequila with my mamacita. Instead, I spent two entire days and may have destroyed two healthy friendships by having my friends move me and the gf into our new apartment. That was Thursday. I still have bruises and strained muscles. I can't even manage to bend

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-36566928932505412192009-07-15T13:52:00.005-04:002009-07-15T14:15:48.635-04:00

It was so good! Half blood prince was so very good! Go. See. It. Remember that it is a movie and certain liberties were taken, but still a great movie! Loved it, even if it was at midnight and I had to start moving to the new apartment today!Also, I am concerned about the big gaping holes that must be filled, but I can't talk about them until people go see the movie!!Let's play a game...What was

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-28252954385815182502009-07-14T11:03:00.005-04:002009-07-14T11:24:07.111-04:00

I am such a Harry Potter geek!! yeah, I said it out loud. What!?!? Don't act like you don't love you some Harry Potter and the __insert fav. book title here__. I am especially excited because the six movie starts at 12:01am tonight....er...well technically tomorrow morning. Since I am such a an HP geek, you can imagine that I will be dressed to impress with my Hogwarts clothes. I have managed a

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-63284927467636776912009-07-09T17:56:00.002-04:002009-07-09T18:01:16.670-04:00

Hey kids, I’m back. No lie, I have been battling a little writer’s block with just a touch of my annual existential crisis. Thankfully, I had a rousing conversation with my sister today that cleared away the cobwebs and the sorrow. We talked about the wedding, the menus, the blahs and the blah blah blahs for a solid half hour. As our conversation wound down, in the most unassuming way she knows

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-27213129744934221772009-07-05T10:16:00.008-04:002009-07-05T11:16:42.279-04:00

Although we celebrated the birth of a 'free' nation yesterday, it is important to remember that there is still progress to be made in this country. My sister and I had a facebook convo last week that i thought would be fitting to share for the 4th of July. I think it is a perfect balance of appreciation and criticism for this country. And I think it is quite funny. Good job, big sis!!My Sister:

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-61317037034049642372009-07-02T15:50:00.002-04:002009-07-02T15:58:32.976-04:00

So, as you can probably guess, I made some changes. Ok, so I made one big change and that was to the template of my blog. My reasons are oceanic, so don't worry about them. Typically, I don't like change. I am not really one of those people that transitions to new things well. However, I figure that a different look for summer was in order. I also realized that my ADD was kicking in every time I

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-79757521276349043572009-07-01T08:54:00.003-04:002009-07-05T08:36:56.111-04:00

The BEST STUFF: So, my little lesbians decide to be together…for now. They talk about ‘going some place’ for the weekend, since Viv has to be back to catch the bus in like 20 minutes. Aster gets all sadface and suggests that they go away now because she hates saying goodbye. Viv is all uncomfortable, but silently agrees to go away with Aster. And in true, decent girlfriend fashion, Aster takes

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-17919502068678518162009-06-30T19:10:00.002-04:002009-06-30T19:36:32.137-04:00

Hey kids, welcome to part one of my breakdown of the season finale of ABM. It is deep like the ocean. So deep I had to break it into two parts..like the Pacific is broken into two different days. (snaps**snaps for the international dateline) As you can imagine, these posts will require time and attention to minute detail.Today was the season finale of Anyone but Me. You remember than show when

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-40959484729412860522009-06-27T14:37:00.004-04:002009-06-28T21:31:37.588-04:00

I am speechless. With the passing of Michael Jackson, I have so few words to truly convey how I am feeling. In truth, this month has made me no stranger to loss. I recently lost someone very close to me and have still been in the process of coping with that. Now with the highly publicized passing of three major celebrities, the media has a distinct, pervasive feeling of loss and sadness. I am

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-35421398969934471112009-06-24T16:59:00.004-04:002009-06-25T14:20:07.503-04:00

Hello you gays!!! It is finally summer!! The solstice has come upon us all, the gay events are still going strong, the kids are out of school and being hype as shiz on the block, the block is hot (temp) and the air conditioners are blasting. It is the perfect time to be outdoors and out and about. Now is the time for road trips, wicked pool parties with oh-so-hott ladies, long walks on the beach

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-65373787990365356112009-06-22T18:18:00.004-04:002009-06-22T18:23:15.203-04:00

Chivalry is dead. No seriously, I googled it. My search results came up with a picture of me standing over it with a shotgun. I shot chivalry…dead. You can send condolences to 1776 Oppressive Patriarchy Ct. Please don’t send flowers because that shiz is gay. I mean it’s cool for a girl, but not for a guy.Why did I shoot chivalry from point blank range, you ask? I did it because I am human. I did

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-24288722850827813842009-06-19T20:31:00.004-04:002009-06-19T20:42:27.141-04:00

There are two things in this world for which I have developed an unhealthy obsession. The first one is Aster Gaston. Oh the reasons!! They start with she is HAWT and they end with my need to constantly have a celebrity crush. The second obsession (little known as it may be) is catchy, catchy songs. You know those songs that are awful, but you can’t get out of your head. And then at the most

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-7589178837132461912009-06-17T19:05:00.006-04:002009-06-17T19:49:21.528-04:00

Dear Nicole Pacent aka Aster aka My Baby Mama, I noticed that there is a new "episode" of Anyone But Me on the website. I have decided to move on from the falling out with your show I had a few weeks ago. I understand that it was a tense moment and some of us didn't mean to go meet up with Sophie at some hipster coffee/ juice bar. I am willing to put that all behind me. I think that the show is

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-1409647787407353372009-06-15T19:43:00.003-04:002009-06-15T21:40:14.663-04:00

Ok you gays, I'm back. After a long break, I am back like flannel and cut off shorts. Yes, you all had my blog address stored away in your computers waiting for the day that you could break it out and show how f*ing trendy and ahead of the times you were. Anyway, so i have been watching Project Runway the Christian years and I apologize if I am starting to sound like that hot mess! So, I know I

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-12541608496214351002009-06-05T06:39:00.002-04:002009-06-05T06:41:50.776-04:00

So today I leave for the weekend to go host my sister's bridal shower. It should be interesting...to say the absolute least. I am excited for two reasons. 1. I get to leave Philly for a weekend and go to Chi-town. I like that place.2. Oh the stories!

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-33666297299412269152009-05-31T12:50:00.000-04:002009-05-31T12:51:56.235-04:00

Here is the video of the little dance party:)

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-65192589332645555612009-05-31T11:11:00.005-04:002009-05-31T12:04:18.058-04:00

As you may have guessed, I am obsessed with TV shows. There is just something exciting about them. Maybe that something is my future baby mama, Nicole Pacent, I don't know.Tangent: So Nicole and Rachel (VIV) from ABM were on this Memorial Day Cruise thang in Provincetown, MA. It was a big gay party and they were the special guests invited there. There are pretty cool videos of the gayapalooza.

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-40569913393084801282009-05-30T14:22:00.002-04:002009-05-30T14:29:52.779-04:00

It’s raining in Californiawith acid rainThe searing raindrops like little atomic bombsDime sized with fire insideIn this liquid hate, the heat ragesIt is raining in CaliforniaWith acid rainCaused from wildfires of the right wingRobed justices burning crosses in the constitutionCaused from the smog of dirty commentsAnd filthy rhetoric that drag justice through the ill repute ofExclusionIt’s

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-47987827789351745842009-05-21T17:54:00.003-04:002009-05-21T18:19:33.872-04:00

May feels like it has been dragging on for years this year. I don't know what it is, but this month is agonizingly long. Just yesterday I was looking at my calendar thinking it is only the 20th:( Still 11 more days until the end of the month and a whole other month until I leave my own special little hell on earth...my job.Well, that was yesterday. Today I realized something remarkable. I

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-9030819572422081602009-05-19T21:01:00.004-04:002009-05-19T21:54:22.720-04:00

It is Tuesday, which means that I am going to spend a respectable amount of time talking about Anyone But Me. You remember that webseries. Yes, it's title has new meaning after today's little shizshow. Rather than being so named for the teenage angst oozing from every pore of the troubled leading cast, the title now represents the targeted viewing audience for the rest of the season. Yes, the

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-37304326838218062962009-05-17T20:18:00.005-04:002009-05-17T20:49:10.948-04:00

Anniversaries have always been these strange activities that other people engaged in and I avoided. I never understood them. It is a celebration of however many days, weeks, months or years two people have been together. How accurate are the anniversary days if two people aren't married? What about relationships that should never be relationships? Should we celebrate them, too!?!Well, this post

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-39053700244884587352009-05-14T18:14:00.005-04:002009-05-15T07:08:40.462-04:00

Welcome back to...MY LIFE. episode 5scene opens with UrbaNeo driving to Hopeful's (H) house. H is a loyal follower of the blog and a co-worker.UN: Damn, this performance better not be long. I have shiz to do...haha. j/k I don't believe in work outside of the workplace. Hey ars....get out of my lane.(UN gives some random straightie the 'bird')(UN arrives at H's house)UN: Can I put my bag in your

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-14801536756651116752009-05-12T18:06:00.004-04:002009-05-12T18:50:37.287-04:00

Today was one of those days when the weirdest shiz happens. One particularly awkward encounter happened this morning when I got to work. My colleague was in his space preparing for the day. Knowing that he was familiar with the area, i asked him about the neighborhood up where we encountered yesterday's apartment and managerial cave dweller (the lady had to live in a cave to not realize our

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-35688015841680612182009-05-11T18:57:00.003-04:002009-05-11T19:41:08.824-04:00

After a ridiculous day with heteros, I came home and noticed that the new ABM episode was available. Of course my little heart skipped a beat and I turned it on immediately. It opens with a scene of Aster and Vivian in bed after "playing nice." This is my code for shagging (sexing), but I come from a fairly conservative family in regards to talking about that stuff, so I have all these little

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-32719455461645475482009-05-11T18:22:00.003-04:002009-05-11T18:57:09.226-04:00

Ok, so here is a quick update on my life. My girlfriend and I are trying to find a new apartment. The one we live in now is hibiscus lame and we are done with it. In searching, we are looking for rainbows and paw prints. Gay-friendly and pet friendly. We will inevitably be one of those les couples that has a dog that they treat like a child because we cannot/choose not to have a child. The dog

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-2795050815046756012009-05-04T20:23:00.003-04:002009-05-04T20:33:01.752-04:00

Now, this is an uncharacteristic statement from me. Never again will you be able to make even the most remote of comparisons between me and Pat O’Reilly. Brace for impact. 3…2…1. The reason why the economy is shight, global warming is now a legit problem, and the war is still raging is because of the gays. Yes, I said it. It is a sad truth that I have come to in the past few months. Let me take

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-78093672185649013032009-05-04T18:26:00.002-04:002009-05-04T18:29:31.870-04:00

I'm allergic tocats; I should never be a-lone. Come home with me

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-90057431352882808262009-04-19T20:13:00.003-04:002009-04-19T20:57:12.065-04:00

Dear Marky mark--Don't let anyone ever tell you that you are like the younger brother of MySpace. You are not. You definitely got the Right Stuff. In fact, your stuff is so right, that you SHOULD let them call you the younger brother of MySpace because as I recall, there was such a young 'Berg that outshined his boring, washed up older brother on many occasion. Just take it Step by Step and you

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-36941172197216093762009-04-13T20:28:00.002-04:002009-04-13T20:35:18.513-04:00

So it is a glorious spring afternoon and I am tickity typing away on my computer. The weather is wondrously warm and slightly breezy. What a treat!! Yes, a treat that doesn’t require cheap lubricant or plastic lips. Yes, I am relishing the weather treat after I just got treated by my pelvic exam at the doctor’s office. With spring comes rebirth, pelvic exams and the inevitable birth control

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-67607918763987049732009-04-06T13:53:00.005-04:002009-04-06T14:04:02.829-04:00

So I could go on and on about Anyone But Me because it is so epically boss that it consumes my life. And now that it is back from hiatus, it has become the reason why I wake up on Tuesday mornings. Or rather, she has become my reason for breathing. She is the rabbit ears to my black and white TV. She is the remote to my control. She is the Technicolor to my fuzzy snow. I have no plans to talk

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-52298677308831620402009-03-30T18:40:00.007-04:002009-03-30T18:57:31.468-04:00

It is on everybody’s mind. Everyday millions of womyn and men strive for it. No matter the cost, or the trail of destruction left in their wake, these same womyn and men will stop at nothing to achieve it. Even celebrities are talking. Tyra Banks is no stranger to it. In fact, she managed to cycle through umpteen models with one goal in mind; finding one who could do it better than the rest.What

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-68092450730987626032009-03-21T10:08:00.002-04:002009-03-21T10:10:26.965-04:00

Hahah. Sweet Victory. I have figured out how to embd things into my blog. Pandora's Box got nothing on the hell I'm about to raise right now. Booyakasha:)

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-43096528717278961882009-03-19T17:23:00.011-04:002009-03-19T18:08:35.658-04:00

Yo! So i realize that i have been extra HIBISCUS uncool these last few weeks. I am truly sorry for that. No excuses, just dumb-osity on my part. After receiving several threatening emails from my darling sister and some loyal followers of the bliggy-blog, I have been busting some serious ars to get a decent post out to the masses. I have been working so hard that my work actually travels with me

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-42572192805939055982009-02-28T19:29:00.003-05:002009-02-28T20:04:05.247-05:00

This society is homophobic. That is a factual statement. With the prevalence of "that's so gay" statements or your standard gay jokes, it is a sad reality. Still more tragic is the fact that there are companies that use their profit, power and political influence to institutionalize homophobia. Everything from Walmart to Urban Outfitters to Southern Comfort and Jack Daniels are part of this

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-58030208687037806042009-02-22T14:45:00.003-05:002009-02-22T14:57:37.751-05:00

It is that time again, bois and girls. Yes, that time of the year when I criticize people and their bad choices. You may remember me from such bitchfests as “iVomit” and “Education was Cool when it Happened during the Week.” Now, back by necessity, I unveil my latest experience with the lasting effects of allowing anyone under the sun to procreate. I give you, Captain AsthmaHere is our chance

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-13508611650718079312009-02-21T17:21:00.001-05:002009-02-21T17:23:13.966-05:00

So I found this and had an overwhelming need to share.http://vimeo.com/3089746

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-50048830232215314942009-02-15T17:21:00.003-05:002009-02-15T17:30:54.928-05:00

I don't observe Valentine's Day (the day of Saint Valentine) or Singles(') Awareness(') Day.However, I do observe basic rules of grammar and am thoroughly upset by "Singles(') Awareness Day" because I don't know who came up with this day and why that person didn't set the grammar rules in stone. Is it "the day of awareness surrounding singles" or " the day of singles awareness" or is it not

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-80595733698435447212009-02-04T10:09:00.005-05:002009-02-04T10:50:54.111-05:00

Dear Mr. Marciano,How are you doing today? I am doing very well, not that you care. Well, I mean, I am sure you care in this abstract way of caring for the world and all the people in it, but not in the concrete way of caring like calling me on my birthday or sending me a present. Needless to say, I understand why you don't really care for me right now. I respect that. I was a little harsh in our

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-58073296901854468702009-01-26T18:48:00.003-05:002009-01-26T18:59:04.543-05:00

It's My BIRTHDAY!!! Yay!! 20something years ago the world greeted the once and future UrbaNeo. Angels sang, doves flew, conservatives cried, and lesbians rejoiced for unto them was born a shamelessly abrasive, tragically sarcastic Sapphic sister. In honor of my birthday and gayosity, I will be drinking alcohol and eating veg friendly cuisine as I watch all 4 episodes of Anyone But Me and write

UrbaNoobhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00494186806046418073noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8882565956011668622.post-38782864110566927412009-01-25T23:35:00.005-05:002009-01-25T23:43:09.050-05:00

Knowledge is power. Reading is FUNdamental. The future was open to me when I learned to read. We’ve all heard these mantras echoed through the halls of our elementary schools and engraved on the pillars at our institutions for higher learning. Some, like me, eagerly tell young adults this on a daily basis. The answer is always, EDUCATION IS THE MOST IMPORTANT tool you will ever possess. Never let

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Christmas in January!?!Christmas came this month.Gift to the nation, he mustfind our lost voices.that one was deep. snap it out.

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Greetings.It is a new and beautiful day. The sun is shining, the country has a new President and we got a bomb diggity rockstar Secretary of State. What could be better!?! That is where I come into play:)I realize that yesterday was one of my more serious blogs. I felt good writing it and getting it off my chest. I have received some positive responses, so I am glad to know that you all are

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A few notes before we begin:1. This isn't a rant, sorry i missed that on Sunday.2. This is not funny. It is fairly serious and not entirely well written.3. I am aware that after reading this, many people may be quite annoyed with me. I apologize and welcome dialogue. I actually debated putting this up, but ultimately decided I should do it because it was something that has been bothering me for a

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Ok, I realize I should have put this up before the haiku, but whatever. You can deal with it. Here is some necessary information for you to understand the weekend haiku. Anyone But Me, is this new webseries on strive.tv. It is absolutely phenomenal. Think gay Dawson’s Creek in NYC. Vivian, a young lesbian in the big city, is uprooted by her pop and moved to Westchester because he suffers from

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the apology first:Hey Mos! So sorry that my posts recently have been few and far between. I promise I will be throwing up posts like the Salem Witch trials...too much!?! Anyway, stay tuned because I have a lot to say in these next few days...starting with your weekend haiku.Anyone But MeViv, love Aster completely'cause she is damn hot!!

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Rob Marciano, should we ever meet in a dark alley, I will destroy you and your meteorological lies. And then throw you in the eye of the hurricane that you so falsely predicted. You and me are gonna knuckle. And just so you know, Wolf and Anderson ride for me. You can have Lou and Cafferty and your perfectly quaffed hair. I will not succumb to your boyish good looks and your heart stopping smile.

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We will be marriedIn Autumn, with trees like usNatural beauty

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So, come July 25th, 2009, I will be walking down the aisle. It will be a magical, enchanting extravaganza that my darling mother has invited everyone (and their darling mothers) to attend. Your invitations will be mailed mid March and it is expected that you RSVP by May to guarantee a table setting. There will be flowers and vegetarian options. Conservative southern

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I am a big fan of structure and consistency. With that said, I want to introduce my Sunday Rants section. Every Sunday, while people are going about their lazy Sundays I plan to share my rants from the week. The rants run the rainbow spectrum so prepare yourself.Also, weekends are supposed to be calm and relaxing. Almost poetic. While I am no Sappho..well, not in the written respect, I do want to

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While perusing the aisle at the neighborhood Trader Joe’s grocery store with my ladyfriend in tow, I couldn’t handle the newest fad of white earbuds that were clouding the judgment of my fellow shoppers. Yes, the recent trend of iPods in grocery stores is neither cute nor appreciated. In fact, it made this shopping experience, as well as others significantly more stressful than usual. While I

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Shaved head. Feminist.Vegetarian with bike.Hipster or lesbo?

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